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By theboz (Tue Mar 18, 2008 at 11:33:22 AM EST) (all tags)
A:  Nothing.  They are animals, so they can't talk, you fucking idiot.

Now if we were talking about dolphins and pigmy sperm whales, things would be different.



Work

Things are getting pretty busy, and I don't quite see a light at the end of the tunnel yet.  We're going live with something at the end of this week, and that should alleviate my weekend and after hours work after this weekend, but we're still severely short staffed and my boss isn't giving me an increase in O&M to hire another person yet.  Still, the work has increased about four-fold.  We'll see what happens with this, because we really need one or two more people at minimum.

In good work news, I did finally get my bonus, and a 3.5% pay raise takes effect on my next paycheck.  I am also happy that I got my bonus, tax refund, and paycheck all on the same day.  That was needed money, and we're starting to get on more financially stable ground now.

Family

My daughter is getting much bigger and more active.  I could write lots of things here, such as how she's eating a lot of normal food now, how she's starting to walk across the living room while holding onto the sofas, or how she's getting a lot more personality.

Maybe I should just focus on one thing that happened yesterday.  To put it simply -- my daughter played Katamari Damacy.  Yes, I know a 10 month old can't really play video games.  She just pressed buttons while watching the screen and laughed when it made funny noises.  Still, it's a start.  She seems to have enough control of her hands to use the D-pad and the mini joysticks on the PS2 controller.  Of the 10 minutes or so she played with the PS2, she only tried to eat the controller two or three times, so it was a success.

My wife is doing well, has lost a lot of weight, and held a baby shower for the oppressed wife of a coworker last Saturday.  That went well.  Back to the weight loss for a moment though, she lost about 18lbs or more so far, so she's doing great and getting hotter every day.

One other thing about my daughter though.  She was trying to walk one day last week.  She fell down, while I was laying on the floor blocking her from walking out to the kitchen.  She fell right on my eye, head first.  It hurt, so I put some ice on it, but I got a bit of a shiner from that.  It never really turned very black, but it's at the yellowish phase now where it's most visible.

Gardening

I've started work on my yard, and plan to be a good suburbanite this year if I can.  I've put about 22 bags of mulch out in the places that needed it in my yard.  Since I don't have a wheel barrel, it was tiring, but good exercise.  I also put weed and feed out in the grass, then after a week sprayed some nasty stuff to kill the remaining weeds before I pulled them.  My wife has replaced most of the flowers in our front yard and planted a few extras, but unfortunately some azaelia bushes seem to be drying up already, at least their flowers are.  The soil here is horrible -- it's red clay with small strips of sand occasionally appearing in it.  Not the most conducive for plant life.

In the future, I plan to put some fruit trees in the back, as well as some other fruits and veggies over time.  I also need to fill in some holes in the back yard where the fucktards next store never fixed it after tearing down the fence to build their pool.

Politics

All you need to know is this:

He's a lot better than the other fuckheads out there, so he's got my support.

The Economy

The economy sucks, and it's failing.  Still, I almost don't care because I know I'll take care of my family no matter what happens.  I can't freak out to the degree of some of the Dailykos folks, but I'm also not going to ignore it and pretend that everything's ok in Bushlandia like the Redstaters do.  I guess I am just preparing for a worst case scenario, but not considering it to be too likely that we do end up in something like the great depression.  What is most likely is that we fall somewhere in between a depression and recession, where things like telecommuting and growing our own foods will help.

This is probably enough of a diary for now.  If I write them more regularly, they don't have to be too long.

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Q: What did the Ocelot say to the Liger? | 12 comments (12 topical, 0 hidden) | Trackback
Why do you hate Hillary? by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #1 Tue Mar 18, 2008 at 11:50:11 AM EST
I don't know you do, but I'm guessing with your unattributed youtube link that's blocked by my corporate filter, you're for a He.




I gave Clinton a chance by theboz (2.00 / 0) #4 Tue Mar 18, 2008 at 12:21:34 PM EST
I think Obama can be arrogant and cocky, but Hillary Clinton is too sneaky and underhanded for me to like her.  What respect and sympathy I did have for her has mostly been lost as a result of her campaign tactics.  She is fighting to win, and I understand that, but she's fighting so dirty that I don't want to be a part of it.  I didn't like it when Bush and his people did it, so I won't tolerate it in the Clintons just because I think Hillary would run the nation better than George W. Bush.
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Hmmm. Can't see the video by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #2 Tue Mar 18, 2008 at 11:58:24 AM EST
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Do a seaech on youtube by theboz (2.00 / 0) #5 Tue Mar 18, 2008 at 12:24:20 PM EST
It's one of the videos called Obama Reggaeton.  It was a video some of his supporters here in Texas made prior to the Texas primaries.  It's hilarious not just because the lyrics are lame, but because Mexican-Americans just can't act like Puerto Ricans.
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economy by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #3 Tue Mar 18, 2008 at 11:58:39 AM EST
clock and i believe this is just an adjustment of an artificial economy.  the way they were handing out credit to everybody couldn't last forever.  people have found themselves so far in debt they don't know what to do.



I agree wholeheartedly by theboz (4.00 / 1) #6 Tue Mar 18, 2008 at 12:34:23 PM EST
We need something akin to FDR's New Deal for this nation to continue, but I'm thinking that it's possible enough people in power have learned from the past to keep it from getting as bad as it did during the Great Depression.  I don't see us using oyster shells as currency, for example.  Things could get very bad and I could be wrong though, so it's best to always be prepared for the worst just in case.  Also, the great depression occurred due to a lack of currency due to the bank runs.  This situation is more complex, because our currency is losing too much value while our debt is skyrocketing.  My wife and I were talking yesterday, and it reminds her a lot of the financial crisis in Mexico that occurred I think in the 90's, which was a very deep recession.  The only difference is that the moment that sparked the crisis there was that the president left office and embezzled enough money to break the treasury.  The Iraq war could be viewed similarly I suppose, as it's Bush's way of ripping off the country to make his friends rich, but it's more complicated that way.
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i'm not sure a new deal would help by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #8 Tue Mar 18, 2008 at 03:55:10 PM EST
i think we're just going to have to ride it out.  if there were a way to just jump out of iraq, that would help but....not really possible.

IF people were properly educated about money management, that would help.

IF people would realize that not everybody gets a $100k/year job, and would just suck it up and take the jobs that are available, that would help. (this referring to unemployed people who are living on credit until they get the salary they "deserve")

IF everybody started moving towards a more green lifestyle, and demanded it from all our governments, that would help.

IF people realized they would still survive without big screen TVs, iPods, etc, that would help (well....help and not help).

Like you said, it's a really complicated mess.  The American lifestyle is taking a giant step back, and we're just going to have to deal.

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The government could assist with much of that by theboz (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue Mar 18, 2008 at 05:10:10 PM EST
i think we're just going to have to ride it out.  if there were a way to just jump out of iraq, that would help but....not really possible.

We could.  Bush already declared "mission accomplished", and the U.N. can clean up our mess in Iraq if we backed out.  It's not like we can really stop them from having a civil war if we are there or not.
IF people were properly educated about money management, that would help.

This is something that should be taught multiple years at schools.
IF people would realize that not everybody gets a $100k/year job, and would just suck it up and take the jobs that are available, that would help. (this referring to unemployed people who are living on credit until they get the salary they "deserve")

I agree, except that we need to take a look at what a living wage means.  Walmart and McDonalds shouldn't be allowed to screw people over with near minimum wage profits.  Minimum wage should be a wage that meets the bare minimum to survive on your own with.  We also need to do something to keep the executive class from becoming wealthier.  The divide between rich and poor has grown exponentially over the past ten years, at least.  This is a big part of the problem that only the government can do something about.
IF everybody started moving towards a more green lifestyle, and demanded it from all our governments, that would help.

We need a return to simpler times.  My grandparents and my parents always had gardens, and they didn't have to live so far from work that it takes hours to get there.  Growing up I only got to eat at a restaurant maybe once a month.  It simply wasn't a big deal, yet people today eat out very often.  By simplifying our lifestyles, we will automatically improve our impacts on the environment too.
IF people realized they would still survive without big screen TVs, iPods, etc, that would help (well....help and not help).

This is one where I can be a hypocrite on, and probably you guys as well.  I like technology a lot, and despite not spending a lot of money on it like I used to, I still get things I don't need.
Like you said, it's a really complicated mess.  The American lifestyle is taking a giant step back, and we're just going to have to deal.

I agree, and I think it would be good if we could collectively reduce our consumerism as a society.  We haven't always been defined by how much we spend on things, so it can be done.  It will be a shock for most people, though.
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i agree by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #11 Tue Mar 18, 2008 at 11:06:03 PM EST
re: hypocrite: the difference is...do you go into substantial debt over the silly wants?  we don't.  i don't believe y'all do, either.

it's OK to have toys as long as you can actually afford them.

re: executive class - this becomes an even more complicated problem.  shareholders of a company should start making lines in the sand over this kind of thing.  unfortunately, most stock for most companies is held by mutual funds, and they're not going to do a damn thing about it (there are exceptions).  i don't believe government regulation is the right answer here at all.

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Yes and no by theboz (2.00 / 0) #12 Tue Mar 18, 2008 at 11:20:45 PM EST
re: hypocrite: the difference is...do you go into substantial debt over the silly wants?  we don't.  i don't believe y'all do, either.

I may not go into debt for electronics, but that doesn't mean I spend money all that wisely either.  I need to revisit my budget, because I should be able to save away a lot more than I have been, and I'm not sure why.
e: executive class - this becomes an even more complicated problem.  shareholders of a company should start making lines in the sand over this kind of thing.

Shareholders are complicit in it, and I would argue that modern "investing", of which I too have dabbled in, is to blame for our economic situation right now.
unfortunately, most stock for most companies is held by mutual funds, and they're not going to do a damn thing about it (there are exceptions).  i don't believe government regulation is the right answer here at all.

To stabilize our economy, the government is going to have to step in and be heavy handed against stock investors, and even more importantly, futures investors.  Futures investors are almost single-handedly causing inflation.  Their speculation and day trading of commodities are causing prices to go up, especially as people dump some stocks to get into the futures market.  I looked into doing futures options trading a few years ago and recognized that there was a lot of potential profit, but I assumed that the government would clamp down on it before too long.  I was wrong, and now we're in a financial mess.

For example, the rising oil price isn't caused by OPEC.  The price still goes up when OPEC doesn't make any changes.  It's all driven by speculation, which becomes a feedback loop that causes other people to speculate, which in turn keeps the cycle going until...until I have no idea but I think it would take the government to do something to stop it.  All of these economic bubbles we have seen crash, including the dotcom and housing bubbles, are due to speculation.  That has to end.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n
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What this is by Phil the Canuck (4.00 / 1) #7 Tue Mar 18, 2008 at 01:10:04 PM EST
A massive market adjustment in the midst of a war-beaten economy.

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Congratulations! by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #10 Tue Mar 18, 2008 at 07:51:31 PM EST
Your 'tube has just provided more detailed arguments for voting for Obama than an entire week's worth of the 'Kos.

I predict that in the next two years, a lot of first novels will get written.

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