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By blixco (Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 02:04:34 PM EST) (all tags)
You're the next host for MFC XII!  The unluckiest MFC yet!


That's right, I'm calling it early.  Because I'm a chump.

606 will host the next MFC whether he likes it or not!  I will show up at his house with this news later today, dressed as a girl scout.  You ever seen a six foot tall 300 pound hairy knuckle dragging girl scout?

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Um. by toxicfur (4.00 / 2) #1 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 02:12:11 PM EST
You ever seen a six foot tall 300 pound hairy knuckle dragging girl scout?

No. But I think I might just have a protagonist for the Writing Fun Challenge, though. Er. Thanks.
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If you don't get a Bonnie, my universe will not make sense. --blixco


Just doing my part for the community. by blixco (4.00 / 1) #2 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 02:15:35 PM EST
And for nightmares.

And for straightening out men who may be on the fence, sexually.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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heh. by ana (4.00 / 1) #3 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 02:17:39 PM EST
hey, hgh.

he said "straight".

Power up your flaming yo-yos already! --StackyMcRacky
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No by fencepost (2.00 / 0) #4 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 04:01:57 PM EST
But I'm pretty sure that I've seen a 6-foot tall hairy Sailor Scout.

Not sure about the knuckle dragging.



HUAAAGH by discordia (4.00 / 1) #5 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 04:04:00 PM EST
-runs to emergency eyewash station-

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Every time by blixco (4.00 / 2) #6 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 04:12:50 PM EST
I think I've forgotten about cosplayers, someone throws one at me.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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I have a solution for them by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #7 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 04:21:21 PM EST

A final solution, if you will.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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Send them to New Zealand? by mrgoat (4.00 / 2) #8 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 04:26:27 PM EST

Years pass, things change, you end up living in Kansas. But the bag of dicks never leaves your side... - blixco
--top hat--
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New Caledonia. by blixco (4.00 / 3) #9 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 04:30:30 PM EST
New Zealand is too Furry Friendly.  And that's close enough.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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What do we do with LARPers then? by mrgoat (4.00 / 1) #10 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 06:13:09 PM EST
Do they go the same place, or do they get yet another circle of hell?

Years pass, things change, you end up living in Kansas. But the bag of dicks never leaves your side... - blixco
--top hat--
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I have found a relentless campaign of taunting by discordia (4.00 / 2) #12 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 07:12:38 PM EST
pointing and laughter to work quite well

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my offer stands. by dev trash (4.00 / 2) #11 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 06:49:34 PM EST
If hosting is needed I have space and bandwidth.

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Ehhhhhhhh... by 606 (4.00 / 2) #13 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 11:50:08 PM EST
Okay, I guess I can host it. Gimmie some time to think up a theme. Hmm... there's a knock on my door. It seems to be a 300 pound man in a girl scout costume. I will give him some whiskey.

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imagine dancing banana here


Eighties Horror Film Tribute MFC $ by Scrymarch (4.00 / 3) #14 Sat Sep 29, 2007 at 07:41:06 AM EST


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HA! by vorheesleatherface (4.00 / 2) #15 Mon Oct 01, 2007 at 12:24:40 PM EST
That will result in ten entries covering Man Behind The Mask by Alice Cooper! Or crappy covers of Dream Warriors by Dokken....hey. That's a sweet freakin' idea you got there!

"Stabbing someone in the head with a pitchfork is rarely beneficial to the relationship." - MereKat
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